
Unapologetically Ordinary. Tolerably Bland.
Classic Rock | Dynamic Resonance Radio | Cincinnati
If you're looking for a clever radio station bio, you won’t find one here. Our backstory is about as interesting as an egg salad sandwich—plain, simple, and utterly boring. But maybe that sort of thing appeals to you—something with a matte finish, something undeniably common, something rather ordinary—a "no surprises" kind of thing. Well, that's exactly what we had in mind when we built Dynamic Resonance Radio.
We're the cotton briefs of internet radio in Cincinnati—comfortable, familiar, and proudly uninventive. We use a lot of the same ingredients the other classic rock stations use. That's why our cake tastes like their cake.
Cincinnati radio stations are well known for making bold claims about their imagined greatness. And we're no exception. Behold~
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We're handsome. The others, truth be told, are an unspeakably hideous lot.
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We're loaded with gluten, saturated fat, and an obscene amount of sodium.
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We won't waste your valuable time by steering you to a stupid Facebook page. You probably already know what the business end of a mercilessly defiled Port-O-Let looks like anyway. Why subject you to another?
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We stream the music you wanna hear 24/7. Bam!
Dynamic Resonance Radio offers a commercial-free classic rock experience—tolerably bland and unapologetically ordinary. It's really that simple.