Dolly "The Guillotine" Graves

Meet Dolly "The Guillotine" Graves—a British-born wrestler, thespian, and part-time pimp.

 

A native of Kingston upon Hull, East Yorkshire, Dolly spent her formative years suplexing second cousins and practicing the dreaded Cobra Clutch technique on unsuspecting pensioners. Her passion for grappling was met with polite confusion and the occasional “Is this like yoga, dear?”

 

Wrestling in Britain: A Solo Act - Women's wrestling was about as popular as hominy at a black tie event in the UK. Dolly tried everything: pop-up matches in pub parking lots, underground grappling clubs in bingo halls, even a one-woman show called “Punching Through Patriarchy” at the Edinburgh Fringe. The reviews? “Confusing but spirited.” It was clear: if she wanted to make it big, she’d have to leave the land of lukewarm limey enthusiasm behind.

 

Enter Cincinnati: The Mecca of Mat Mayhem - Dolly packed her boots, bandages, and leotards, and caught a red-eye flight to Cincinnati—the birthplace of women’s grappling and home to more headlocks per capita than any city east of the Mississippi River. Here, Dolly was finally among her kind of people: clammy, malodorous, and truly unhinged. She quickly rose through the ranks, earning her nickname “The Guillotine” during a particularly poetic match where she poignantly recited a Shakespearean soliloquy while simultaneously delivering a series of lethal sidekicks to her opponent's windpipe. 

 

Dolly's talents aren’t confined to the ring. Every Friday night at 9pm, she hosts “Sleeper Holds & Sucker Punches”, a live radio show that’s equal parts educational and existential crisis. Her unwitting listeners can expect:

 

• Chokehold Instruction: A workshop designed to reinforce procedural steps taken to safely cut off blood flow to the brain without leaving your opponent in a vegetative state

• Wound Dressing Tutorials—Business Use Cases: Helpful when your grappling partner administers an elbow to the eye socket, leaving you with a busted eyebrow and an orbital blowout fracture

• 60 Minutes of Commercial-Free Classic Rock: Because nothing pairs with gashes and gauze like Aerosmith and Ozzy 

 

Listeners describe the show as “oddly soothing,” yet “mildly threatening."

 

Legacy in Progress: Dolly is living proof that when your country doesn’t appreciate your talents, you rack up a bunch of debt, pack your stuff, move across the ocean, and create a radio show that teaches people how to inflict pain in a polite and proper manner. Cincinnati may have given her the stage, but Dolly brought the guillotine—and she’s not letting go.